I have a headcanon in which when Romano is mad at his brother, he has intentionally, obnoxiously, earth-shatteringly LOUD sex when he shares an adjoining wall with GerIta, as an act of revenge. He knows it makes Germany uncomfortable and thus effectively cockblocks Feli and keeps everyone up all night. Because he’s a douchebag. \o/
I always told myself I’d request this on the KM because uncomfortable UST-Germany is hilarious, but I never catch the new rounds, so I just drew it, hahahaha.
Sh*t Romano Doesn’t Say
Here’s the video WLA and I were working on~! I do hope you guys enjoy~!
Spain- http://sandstar72.tumblr.com/ (Me~! :D)
And then I died
“I deserved that speeding ticket” cracked me up.
“Spain, you are the smartest guy I know”
i literally SNORTED
“Oh by the way guys, I’m gay.”
“Ugh…hey I wet the bed again.”
I FUCKING LOST IT. And I’m so tempted to make gifs of all of these oh dear lord
“Sorry Spain I gotta go, your voice is giving me a boner.” alkdsjfafdg
Tonight Tomato Bastard and I went to the park. Now I had no clue why he dragged me out there in the first place, but he looked all fidgety and anxious. My first thought was that something was wrong…but he never said anything even as we walked all the way in silence. H-He must just be naturally that fucking weird sometimes…right?
So we get to the far edge of the park and go down this flight of steps and there’s this fountain there. I was beyond fucking confused of course. I had no clue why this idiot dragged me out here in the dark to see something that we could always see in the daylight…you know when it’s bright and warm!? I looked over to point out this fact, in some not so very nice words, but stopped. He was looking at his watch, mouthing numbers like he was counting.
Then all of a sudden his eyes got really bright and he looked up at the sky. I’ll admit i was curious so I looked too and all the complaints just died in my throat. The sky was lit up with streaks of light that appeared and faded like some sort of orchestrated show that was reflected in the water before us. Pretty exaggerated for a meteor shower but from that spot we were at, it was framed almost perfectly by the trees and buildings.
I didn’t realize he had put his arm around me until the last streak disappeared. We stayed there for a few moments before he said anything. When he asked if i liked it…I just shrugged.
I said that next time he had better tell me to bring a damn jacket before he drags me off to some random cosmic show in the middle of the night. Not that i want him to ever pull this sort of stunt again, but just in case he gets anymore bright ideas….
He just smiled and said he was glad I liked it…even if that wasn’t what i said though. Idiot. I was too tired to argue though, but not cold anymore with him so close.
We walked back in silence again, but this time the air was much more calm. His hand never moved from around me until we got back. When I went upstairs to sleep, he just watched me go with this strange gleam in his eyes. I guess it must have been a trick of the light from where i stood though.
I guess I wouldn’t mind getting dragged to see more things like that. At least as long as he only does it when it’s not inconvenient. I didn’t particularly mind having him so close while we watched the sky….
But I still only let him hold me because I was cold.
Today that trio of idiots- Tomato Bastard, Potato Sucker number two, and that Creepy Frog- were spending the night here at Spain’s. Now this is unfortunately a regular thing for them to do. Every time they come over its the same routine; dinner a la Francia(it was probably drugged), after dinner gossiping while they drink wine (I admit I had some, but I drank in the other room! And that albino asshole didn’t even bother to try the wine. He had that nasty beer instead….), Then they moved to the living room to watch My Little Ponies (where they proceeded to debate on which pony was the best like the five year old girls they fucking are.) and played girly sleep over games like truth or dare. (Where the perverted frog revealed disturbing things about his recent randevou at the the potato bastard’s prodding. (And apparently he’s taken as much of a liking to my ditzy brother just like potato bastard number one!!! …. N-Not that I would know! I wasn’t eavesdropping or anything! They just talk really loud….!) Also Spain said some stuff…apparently Francia had suggested he try to do something with the person he likes, but he ended up backing out at the last moment. Who does he like I wonder….(Not like I fucking care! Who would?! Humph…) but anyways, after all that the albino suggested they tell horror stories. (Now all their stories were ridiculous and totally unconvincing, but it was clear they had psyched themselves into a paranoid stupor.) Well just as they finished all their stories, the power to the whole house went out. They stared yelling and panicking and tripping I’ve each other’s feet like chickens with their heads cut off! They ran out into the garage and didn’t come back in for the longest time. If this sort of hilarious shit happened every time the other two came over, I wouldn’t mind them so much….well maybe…nah who the fuck am I kidding.