Highlight of My Day #2
Today that trio of idiots- Tomato Bastard, Potato Sucker number two, and that Creepy Frog- were spending the night here at Spain’s. Now this is unfortunately a regular thing for them to do. Every time they come over its the same routine; dinner a la Francia(it was probably drugged), after dinner gossiping while they drink wine (I admit I had some, but I drank in the other room! And that albino asshole didn’t even bother to try the wine. He had that nasty beer instead….), Then they moved to the living room to watch My Little Ponies (where they proceeded to debate on which pony was the best like the five year old girls they fucking are.) and played girly sleep over games like truth or dare. (Where the perverted frog revealed disturbing things about his recent randevou at the the potato bastard’s prodding. (And apparently he’s taken as much of a liking to my ditzy brother just like potato bastard number one!!! …. N-Not that I would know! I wasn’t eavesdropping or anything! They just talk really loud….!) Also Spain said some stuff…apparently Francia had suggested he try to do something with the person he likes, but he ended up backing out at the last moment. Who does he like I wonder….(Not like I fucking care! Who would?! Humph…) but anyways, after all that the albino suggested they tell horror stories. (Now all their stories were ridiculous and totally unconvincing, but it was clear they had psyched themselves into a paranoid stupor.) Well just as they finished all their stories, the power to the whole house went out. They stared yelling and panicking and tripping I’ve each other’s feet like chickens with their heads cut off! They ran out into the garage and didn’t come back in for the longest time. If this sort of hilarious shit happened every time the other two came over, I wouldn’t mind them so much….well maybe…nah who the fuck am I kidding.
